The fact that in the game the all powerful DM plays, by unspoken rule, a dwibby little runt with glasses that always seams to role dice when ever we get into combat or a big pile of shite.
The way that when ever the DM fucks up we throw things at him, NOT the other way round.
Player FUBARs
The time that Galin Stonehammer, mighty warrior and dragon slayer can't handle his drink.
The way that all the hits go on galin and yet me and the priest always seam to get all the bad luck.
The way that 9 times out of 10 it is the weak arse halfling that steals the big kills(and there belongings).
The fact that still nobody seams to know why the halfling seams to a)get all da magic stuff and b)carrys toilet paper with her.
That a young boy and a young girl are on the most wanted board! (Tilly).
That tilly always seems to get the magic afflictions and curses.
The time that the mage forgot to say a fucking magic word even though the theif had already said it.(Boom!)
The fact that the priest,until now at least, has a fear of badgers!
The time i got my first lay as tilly, Cool.
Priest of Tyr having better multi-tasking than Windows 98 (You know,like healing and turning undead at the same time or healing while jumping off trees)
Group fighting two golems because druid thought the stick between them was a staff.
Galin setting everyone on fire while trying to burn some undead.
Some dead mage's spirit haunting the bladesinger since he ALWAYS gets hit.
A halfling and a dwarf on top of the priest's POST-TO-KILL notes.
Druid trying to kill bad guys on trees with a flame blade.
Thief and druid having strange friends like mages and vampires.
Big Bad Fat Kick Ass guy asking the priest for permission in order to attack him and DM's face when doing it!!!
Thankfully there are more player fuckups then DM's, well more of them are posted anyway!!
